Hey, I haven't blogged in a while... so... yea... Sorry but i'm here now and I thought I should talk about random stuff so I will. Also I will review not one but two movies so lets get started!
Firstly or first off, (whatever keeps your panties out of a wad) I want to talk about stuff I don't get for example, duck face. Now I don't want to offend anyone, cuz even I duck face at times, but what I don't get is why? Why is okay in society to look really ugly on purpose? The excuse I hear a lot and even use is: "its what all popular girls do." But why? Who started it? I mean, it looks ridiculous but yet, we all do it. We all hate on it yet we cannot say that we don't have a picture on our phone (or tablet) of a duck version of us! It's unattractive to guys but we totally ignore that and still post pictures of us looking funny. It's just like sagging, guys think they have soooo much swag just cause they are running around tell the world to butt rape them. Sagging originated in prison were, since guys couldn't get some from girls, would sag to tell the cell mates that they were available... and then they got orange jumpsuits!Yes, that's right when you sag you're basically just a guy telling male criminals that you want to hook up... now isn't that manly and bad a$$? Not to mention girls don't find that hot.... at all!Now, i'm not saying you should were jeans that are super tight around your butt area but walking around with you're pants down to you're knees will not help get the girl. anyway that's my shpeel for today!
Secondly, my movie reviews over the weekend i went to go see two movies, Rise of the Guardians and the Hobbit.
I'd say that Rise of the Guardians is 3/5 *'s . It was a good movie but it felt kind of long and that's never a good thing. Also, it was funny but didn't have me feeling anything and was a bit cornball at times but other that that its a good movie I don't think that it will entertain anyone over the age of 12 though so I think to kids it is probably the most amazing thing ever. But yea...
As for The Hobbit, i'd say it's 4/5. It's an entertaining movie but not all that the built up for it. I thought it was going to be a big fat deal but the only thing that was big and fat were the monster things. It was a good movie it had a lot action, turning points, and emotional scenes but not the best movie for a date.Because if your taking your girl out to see it bring a barf bag because the monster things can be very gross and just plain out disgusting!This is more of a movie to see with your friends, or nerds, or family if you don't have small siblings or children.But yeah if you're into that you should watch it but if you aren't then it can be a waste of timeAlso, I'd like to point out that there was this really big jerk who totes yelled at my little brother in the theater when we were watching rise of the guardians because he kicked his seat and my bf had to exit with me and my bro for a while.So i'd just like to say f you mean theater jerk guy, f you!
